The Great Collecting of Pigs
Getting my palette ready for my upcoming trip to Europe, I busted out a can of Liverwurst that Alissa had brought me back from Germany last year, and has been sitting on my shelf a little too long. I noticed the sticker on top had a very festive pig in overalls doing a little jig, and I asked Alissa to translate the German text. I learned that if I can collect 49 more of these stickers, presumably by eating 49 more cans of Liverwurst, I can send them in together for a “free” Pluschschwein, translated as “Plush Piggie.” If anyone has some of these stickers and would like to contribute to the cause, please let me know. This could be my big chance to score a Pluschschwein.
And what a better world it would be if all the little children cuddled up with, instead of their teddy bears, their teddy swine.
FIFTY?! geez!
I know, that’s what I thought. Me and what army are gonna have to eat enough Liverwurst to get the Plush Piggie I so desperately want? (Not to play or sleep with mind you, but to give to charity of course.)
Charity, right. Uh huh.
Since you’ll be in Europe for a few weeks, it shouldn’t be too hard to collect the 50 stickers. Liverwurst is great health food!!!